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Gambling must be handled cautiously. A haphazard approach to betting<\/a> will either suck money out of your wallet faster than a street-walker on speed, or it will get your ass kicked. Some common sense is required. I\u2019ve adhered to a few rules over the past decade, and they keep my gambling in check:<\/p>\n

1. Never cheat.
\n2. Gambling money is money reserved for fun<\/a>; never put the child\u2019s tuition on black. Arrive with a strict limit and do not exceed it. Ever.<\/p>\n

3. Math and statistics beat your hunches every time.
\n4. You will lose sometimes. Get over it.
\n5. Don\u2019t ever run out on a debt. The honorable man pays up every time.<\/p>\n

I once had to flee La Boca for dipping out on a debt to a martial arts expert. I\u2019d put far more money than I could afford on a hand that I felt certain would go my way. It didn\u2019t, and now I am no longer allowed in\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Gambling must be handled cautiously. A haphazard approach to betting will either suck money out of your wallet faster than a street-walker on speed, or it will get your ass kicked. Some common sense is required. I\u2019ve adhered to a few rules over the past decade, and they keep my gambling in check: 1. 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